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Google happy wix

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Google happy wix  Google happy wix  A young girl is wanderi ng through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across three dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them: "Ah, you're lovely, aren't you," she says to the first dog. "What's your name then?" To her surprise, the dog actually answers her, "My name's Huey, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles." Delighted with this discovery, she moves on to the next dog. "And what's your name then?" Again, unbelievably, the second dog answers her, "My name's Lewy, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles." And so she moves on to the last dog. "Let me guess," she says. "your name's Dewy, and you've had a great day going in and out of puddles." "No," replies the last dog. "My name's Puddles, and I've had a
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Pyar Ka love letter

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Pyar Ka love letter An eighty -year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope , he began muttering , "Oh, oh!" The man asked the doctor what the problem was. "Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart murmur . Do you smoke?" "No," replied the man. "Do you drink in excess?" "No," replied the man. "Do you have a sex life ?" "Yes, I do!" "Well," said the doctor, "I'm afraid with this heart murmur, you'll have to give up half your sex life." Looking perplexed, the old man said, "Which half? The looking or the thinking ?" Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone... " Your dog's barking, and it's k
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